Socrates Cocktail Art Print | "Drink Up" Funny Philosophy Poster

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€22,00

Taxes included.

Size 20x25 cm / 8x10″ 27x35cm / 11x14'' 30x40 cm / 12x16″ 40x50 cm / 16x20″ 45x60 cm / 18x24'' 60x80 cm / 24x32″

🎨 Printed on museum-quality matte archival paper (200gsm / 100lb) — smooth, durable, and built to outlast most empires.

📦 Shipped in sturdy, no-nonsense packaging so it arrives looking glorious, not crumpled like a medieval manuscript.

🌍 Made locally + sustainably, which means lower carbon footprint and faster delivery. History looks good and does good.

🎁 Perfect as a gift or the star of your wall gallery — because your walls deserve a sense of humor too.

At Ink & Empire, our mission is simple: create products so good, even your history professor might throw a jealous side-eye.

But sometimes, things don’t quite hit the mark. We get it. That’s why we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee—because peace of mind should be part of the package.

⏳ Timeline: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to request a return.
📧 How: Email us at info@inkandempire.com and we’ll handle the rest—no dramatic reenactments required.

We want your reaction to be somewhere between “grinning like a fool” and “cackling like a villain.” If it's anything less—we’ll make it right.

We know you want your order fast—and we totally get it. To keep things transparent (and avoid any timeline-related rebellions), here’s how our process works.

We don’t keep stock on hand. Every shirt is custom printed just for you, which helps us avoid waste and keeps our kingdom running lean. Please allow 2–4 working days for printing before your shirt begins its noble journey.

Delivery Estimates

US, UK & EU: Orders usually arrive within 5–10 working days after printing. That’s about the length of a small historical feud.
Everywhere else: Global deliveries can take up to 30 days. Yes, your shirt may be reenacting the Silk Road.

Shipping Costs

You’ll see shipping calculated at checkout. No hidden scrolls, no surprise tolls—just straightforward rates.

Taxes & Duties

For customers outside the EU, UK, and US, duties or import taxes may apply. We handle history, not tax codes—so these are your realm to manage.

No matter where you are—from Boston to Bucharest—we’re honored to send your shirt across borders, centuries, and shipping zones.

Thanks for supporting made-to-order chaos, cleverness, and canonically good fashion.