Better call the doctor T-Shirt
Shipping $4,99 & Free Returns
Free Shipping for 2+ items
Product Information
👕 Made with 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight, soft, and breathable.
🌬️ Easy to layer, comfy for both “active” and “absolutely-not-active” wear.
✨ Retail fit that works everywhere: casual hangs, semi-formal “I tried” outfits, or just flexing your humor at the BBQ.
🎯 Classic crew neckline = clean, timeless look that plays nice with accessories
Return policy
When you get our product, We want your reaction to be somewhere between “grinning like a fool” and “cackling like a villain.” If it's anything less—we’ll make it right.
That’s why we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee—because peace of mind should be part of the package.
- ⏳ Timeline: You’ve got 30 days from delivery to request a return.
- 📧 How: Email us at info@inkandempire.com and we’ll handle the rest.
Shipping
We know you want your order fast—and we totally get it. So to keep things transparent, this is our process
We don’t keep stock on hand. Every shirt is custom printed just for you, which helps us avoid waste and keeps our kingdom running lean. Your t-shirt is generally printed and ready for shipment within 3-4 days
Delivery Estimates
- US, UK & EU: Orders usually arrive within 5–10 working days after printing. That’s about the length of a small historical feud.
- Everywhere else: Global deliveries can take up to 30 days. Yes, your shirt may be reenacting the Silk Road.
Shipping Costs
Shipping is $4.99 for each item and if your order 2+ items, we offer free shipping
Taxes & Duties
For customers outside the EU, UK, and US, duties or import taxes may apply. We handle history, not tax codes—so these are your realm to manage.
No matter where you are—from Boston to Bucharest—we’re honored to send your shirt across borders, centuries, and shipping zones.
Thanks for supporting made-to-order chaos, cleverness, and canonically good fashion.
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
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