We know you want your order fast—and we totally get it. To keep things transparent (and avoid any timeline-related rebellions), here’s how our process works.

We don’t keep stock on hand. Every shirt is custom printed just for you, which helps us avoid waste and keeps our kingdom running lean. Please allow 2–4 working days for printing before your shirt begins its noble journey.

Delivery Estimates

• US, UK & EU: Orders usually arrive within 5–10 working days after printing. That’s about the length of a small historical feud.
• Everywhere else: Global deliveries can take up to 30 days. Yes, your shirt may be reenacting the Silk Road.

Shipping Costs

You’ll see shipping calculated at checkout. No hidden scrolls, no surprise tolls—just straightforward rates.

Taxes & Duties

For customers outside the EU, UK, and US, duties or import taxes may apply. We handle history, not tax codes—so these are your realm to manage.

No matter where you are—from Boston to Bucharest—we’re honored to send your shirt across borders, centuries, and shipping zones.

Thanks for supporting made-to-order chaos, cleverness, and canonically good fashion.